SAMPLE DIALOGUES
Cutscene Dialogue
The Undertaker: You’re late.
The Part-Timer: Sorry boss but–gosh! This place is hard to find!
The Part-Timer: Y’all really can’t just have your funeral home by the corner of some street like the others do?
The Undertaker: I’m not your boss. And what are you wearing?
The Part-Timer: This? It’s from this ice cream place I work at before this.
The Undertaker: …
The Part-Timer: Hey don’t look at me like that!
The Undertaker: Let’s move.
The Part-Timer: Ughhhh…mister? It’s my first day? Or night? No training? Anything I gotta know beforehand?
The Undertaker: I take care of the front, you take care of the back. We drop the dead, we join them soon.
The Part-Timer: O…kay?
The Undertaker: And one more thing–
The Undertaker: Don’t spit on the ground.
Casual Dialogues
1.
The Part-Timer: So uhh…you got a name, sir? =Question=
The Undertaker: …
The Part-Timer: I guess not. =Angry=
The Part-Timer: Well let me tell you a bit about myself then! My name is–
The Undertaker: I don’t care.
The Part-Timer: …
The Part-Timer: Ouch.
2.
The Part-Timer: If I may just ask one thing–
The Part-Timer: What’s up with the no spitting thing…:?
The Part-Timer: Of course I’m not gonna disrespect the dead or anything, don’t get me wrong.
The Part-Timer: It’s just a…very interesting rule to have.
The Undertaker: …
The Undertaker: Just don’t do it.
3.
The Part-Timer: You know–you could really do me a favor and give me something I can call you with.
The Part-Timer: The whole sir mister big guy thing–it’s just too long, man!
The Undertaker: You say anything useless again, I’m gonna shove you inside this box, bury the two of you under a tree, and tell them that you ran away.
The Undertaker: Got it?
The Part-Timer: G–got it.
Failure Dialogues
1.
The Part-Timer: I'm dead, aren't I?
The Undertaker: Pick it up.
The Part-Timer: But I thought you said–
The Undertaker: I said pick it up.
The Part-Timer: O...kay?
2.
The Part-Timer: You know, usually when people fall together, they bond a little.
The Undertaker: No.
The Part-Timer: I expected that.